okay, i admit it. i was a HUGE G.I. Joe fan as a kid. i loved the unbelievably shitty craftsmanship of these "action figures." c'mon, how fucking cool were you with snake eyes that came with his wolf, Timber. zartan who would turn blue in the sun, or who could forget "snow job?" hehe. for me,
stormshadow was always the SHIT!
well all of that came to an avalanche of despair when i got this in the mail.
i waited for this fucking piece of shit for 8-10 weeks, thinking it would be cool, you know, the fridge! i was a huge bears fan as a kid, but that's a story for another time. anyway...this was THE shittiest joe figure. EVER! i mean, why would they give him a weapon that was a football attached to a handle with a chain. wow, sucked. G.I. Joe was never the same again. i think that i got this just prior to my pyromania phase, so i'm pretty sure i melted him with lighter fluid, or shot him into the woods attached to a bottle rocket. fitting end to a worthless character that they gave away for free with UPC and postage. i think i also learned that free shit usually sucks. the one exception being the free boba fett figure.
stormshadow was always the SHIT!
well all of that came to an avalanche of despair when i got this in the mail.
i waited for this fucking piece of shit for 8-10 weeks, thinking it would be cool, you know, the fridge! i was a huge bears fan as a kid, but that's a story for another time. anyway...this was THE shittiest joe figure. EVER! i mean, why would they give him a weapon that was a football attached to a handle with a chain. wow, sucked. G.I. Joe was never the same again. i think that i got this just prior to my pyromania phase, so i'm pretty sure i melted him with lighter fluid, or shot him into the woods attached to a bottle rocket. fitting end to a worthless character that they gave away for free with UPC and postage. i think i also learned that free shit usually sucks. the one exception being the free boba fett figure.